I have become completely enamored with random things that are absurd and for sale. I figured that if I was amused, maybe ya’ll would be as well. So, I’m going to attempt to revive this space that I write in sometimes (not so much since I brought home the little diva 9 months ago).
The first thing I am going to share is the face belt.
Yes! It is a belt for your face! What?
Doesn’t she look happy. I mean, she basically has a jock strap stuck to her face, and yet, she smiles.
You can find this picture and product here….not my affiliate link, cause I’m amused enough to share without payment.
Wear this jock strap for the face for 30-40 minutes to whip your face wrinkles into submission. They claim that for just $12.99 with prime shipping, that you to can be less face fat and saggy.
I’m not going to lie, the extra pounds plus 33 years of life, plus this special needs mom thing that I do, has given me some face fat and sag.
Still not going to force my face into the “breathable and soft material” that most closely resembles the support worn by males doing sports like things.
Oh but it gets better.
This is actually a thing!
This scares the CRAP out of me and you can find it here.
I don’t know about you, but there is nothing better than getting my face sag tightened while also giving the UPS man the heeby jeebies, thinking I’m a lady (being pink and all) who forces people to put the lotion on it’s skin. (Truth Bomb: I’m terrified of scary movies, so that’s the only part of that movie I know about, but hey it makes great reference here).
This mask claims to promote metabolism.
AND it has reviews! That’s the best part. I love amazon reviews.
So here is what I want to know. When I was a teenager, I had knee problems, and I had to wear a knee support also made from soft and breathable material. It trapped in the sweat. That trapped sweat smelled no matter how often you bathed and also washed your support.
So…..does this cause smelly face sweat?
Is it worth it?
Well, it’s a non-surgical face lift-ish kind of maybe possibly could work for some but the reviews aren’t so good so maybe it doesn’t work, soft and breathable belt for your face.
It’s a real thing that I find amusing.